The plan was to go out and stop the war as fast as they could,
but the Ulga Religious Order's Ulbrion assassins got in the way.
It was Erec's Incognito troupe who saved the day.
After forming a temporary alliance, they make haste for Sarisariñama.
And right when it seemed that Kon's strange tactic had actually stopped the war,
the Ulga Religious Order's ultimate weapon awoke.
I've had it up to here with my DT!
When Mr. Nagai does the narration, this actually feels like a decent series (lol).
And with that, it's finally the last episode! Will peace be restored in the world of Mira?
Achoo!
Hey, what the hell is that?
What's going on here?
That's Taulepton's trump card.
It's his secret weapon.
Forezo...
What the hell is that thing?
Figure it out.
It's the Ulga Religious Order's ultimate weapon.
I never would've thought they could produce something so huge.
Just goes to show they're not a respectable religion.
So what are you going to do?
Anybody got a plan?
I heard the archbishop planned to exterminate both the empire's and Jugglaburk's troops at once.
I guess none of us imagined they had prepared something this huge.
It's beyond anyone's expectations.
Hey, Mysty.
Can't you use your powers and do something?
Nope.
I thought you were an Ixion!
There must be some kind of secret technology, or some Alma Mecha you could use!
Don't hold out on us!
I'm sorry, but I can't.
Do you wanna save the world or not?!
Go on, Forezo!
Listen up, you pieces of garbage.
Get ready for total world domination!
Either way, I can't just stand back and watch.
To arms!
Yes, sir!
Now hang on!
You really think you can take that thing on?
You want me to sit around and watch with my thumb up my butt?
Well, will you at least consider the size of that thing?
If he's human-sized, we're smaller than fleas!
No matter how hard a flea tries, all he can do is make a human itch!
We have about as much chance taking him down as I do scoring a date with Mayuyu!
It'd take a miracle or something!
Why can't you see that, retard?!
DT, you're forgetting something.
We're not just ordinary humans.
We're Hyperion, and just the right beings for a miracle.
Don't you agree?
Truer words could not be spoken, Sir Erec.
Pu-lease!
I mean, really?!
You're encouraging him?
You should be doing the opposite!
This truly is a once-in-a-lifetime gamble.
My fate is aligned with Sir Erec's.
Then let's go!
The fate of the world lies in our hands!
Wait.
You can try, but you can't stop us.
That's not it.
If you're going to try to take him down, aim for his little toe.
That's what I'd aim for.
Consider the size of it, huh?
All right.
Prepare to attack!
Focus your attacks on his right foot's little toe!
Yes, sir!
We're going too!
Let's go!
Yeah!
Post-Show Cabaret Girl Makeout Session Thunder!
What the hell is that attack supposed to be?
Isn't it a little early to ad-lib?
When I Get Drunk I Talk Like a Girl Thunder!
Hey, you're just saying lines now!
That doesn't even sound like a special move!
Pepipopiplague, Periperiperi, Come Out, Alma Or Something Like That Thunder!
Hey, you said something else last time you used that spell!
And what's with the thunder?
Go, Calibre!
No special name for this move!
Hurt Me More!
Thunder!
Take It Or Leave It!
Kitty Meow Meow!
Thunder!
Stop saying them together!
This is supposed to be a big show!
You think anything goes as long as you say thunder, don't you?!
Take that!
No way!
He's not hurt at all?!
So that's it, huh?
He can't even feel pain?
You can't give up!
If we Hyperions give up, the world is done for!
Sir Erec!
Um, so he's kinda looking at us.
This is not good.
Whaddya think yer doin'?!
It's got its panties in a bunch now!
I said, don't give up.
Forezo!
Hey, Forezo!
Who said you could get so damn big?!
Fore?
What?
He stopped moving!
You know what you are?
Your very existence is a massive pain in the ass!
Just take a look!
You take one friggin' step,
and the whole neighborhood is fucked!
What do you have to say for yourself?
Foo—
You think going "foo" is going to cut it?
What is that supposed to mean anyway?
Just because your name is Forezo, you have to go "foo"?
You a pokemon?!
Do you have that little confidence in yourself?
Or do you think you're above the rules because you're literally above everything else?!
Oh, got you, huh?
Then why don't you try using real words for a change?!
Foo—
Again!
Don't "foo" for every fucking line!
Gimme a break!
You're not some character from Ikue!
The least you could do is twist the Merumeru character!
You moron!
What?
When the going gets tough, you get quiet?
You think I'm going to let you get away with that?
You think you'll be let off scot-free if you just keep quiet?
Is that what you really think?
Foo...
Now listen up, you turd.
You think you'll get somewhere in life as long as you speak when you're spoken to?
Can you even think for yourself?
You going to let the others do the talking and thinking for you?
If someone told you to hop off a cliff, would you do it?
You'd jump, wouldn't you?
What do you have to say about that, Forzy?
What, you sayin' it's okay?
'Cause it sounds like you're sayin' it's okay!
Um, thank you.
And my apologies.
He can actually talk?!
Ah, I see.
So you're sorry.
You're actually repenting.
Yes, I am.
If saying sorry was enough, we wouldn't need the police!
Uh, well.
Well, what should I do?
Forezo, onward!
Who would've thought he could actually subdue even the Ultimate Weapon just by talking?
Based on results alone, doesn't that make him the world's hero?
Well, that's our Kon for ya.
He always did only have his mouth goin' fer 'im.
The reason I chose Kon was because of his powerful Hyperion abilities.
How long have you been there?
I just got here.
I see.
Shall I continue?
Of course!
Well then...
He never actually used those abilities.
After he came to this world,
I was hoping that he would become the ultimate warrior,
just like he did in that game.
However, he betrayed my expectations
and didn't use his Hyperion powers, thus keeping his hands clean.
Stop, stop!
I'm scared, Naboton is so scared!
Kon used the sophism so common in today's youth,
and argued with this world.
Thus he proved that the power of words is even mightier
than the power of the Hyperion.
Who are you again?
I'm your Minister of State!
So yes, the end result is that he did save our world.
Then what you're trying to say is that not even you knew this would happen.
Well, that's Kon for you, huh?
Did we expect anything else?
He's the man who exceeded even the Ixion's expectations!
He's definitely one of a kind!
Ya hit that right on the nose.
Hey!
I got the senile geezer and Nosehair!
On that day, after the battle,
a peace treaty was signed by the empire and Jugglaburk's anti-empire forces.
Your Excellency!
This way please!
What is the meaning of this?
How could Forezo be taken by the enemy?!
Your Excellency, the technology is still in our hands.
We can still create a second Forezo.
You're right.
We'll let them have this round, but our ambitions will most definitely—
Your Excellency!
Do you really think you can achieve them?
Wh-What are you doing here, Erecpyle?
Your Excellency!
No, Taulepton.
I am fully aware that you are the true instigator behind all this!
What are you talking about?
I—
Silence!
All of your ambitions have come to light!
Your days of planning evil deeds have come to an end!
Get him!
Sorry about that, scumbag.
Prepare yourself!
The crisis was averted.
After that, the king cited health reasons and abdicated,
and a new king was crowned.
Nabokov's perversions came to light, and after losing his standing,
he transferred his powers to his nephew.
Archbishop Taulepton was tried and lost everything.
As for the Ulbrion, they were set to hard physical labor.
Following Kon's suggestion, Forezo moved to an uninhabited island.
And then...
Do we really need to do this?
Of course!
This score has to be settled!
I already told you.
I don't mind settling for a tie.
In fact, why don't we just let bygones be bygones?
You think I can do that?
I can't move forward until we have our fight!
Not even a single step!
A famous general once said that trannies do not need to fi—
Enough speeches!
Get ready!
All right, DT!
We're going to settle this once and for all!
Let's protect Kon!
Roger!
Sorry, Princess!
We won't let you go!
Stop stealing our lines!
Aww, shit!
They couldn't finish the job!
Desperate times call for desperate measures!
It's the Ultimate Final Pet Weapon! Go!
I'm betting everything on you!
No!
Not gonna happen!
DT!
ED!
This is for my son!
Prepare yourself!
Erec, wait!
Mar!
When you say "my son", do you mean that one?
Wait, you're not married yet, right, Sir Erec?
So what, a love child?
How dare you keep something like that from me?
Shut up!
This has nothing to do with—
You're wrong!
I...
By wrong, which one are you saying is wrong?
By son, do you mean...
Yes.
I mean that son.
Is it true?
Sir Erec has...
Sir Erec's son...
...has no balls?!
I knew it!
Then you and Kon have nothing to fight about!
Don't be ridiculous!
It's his fault that I lost Emilia!
It's okay.
You can get those balls back.
What are you saying?
I no longer wish to be both Adam and Eve.
You may have my balls.
That's impossible!
Once balls have been lost, they can't be attached aga—
Yes, they can.
Ixion technology is way too convenient!
What's this development supposed to mean?
We can't even get a word in here.
Mar...
Should we do it right now, Marian?
Of course.
Is that okay, Erecpyle?
Yeah.
Let's begin.
So now I...
That feels so smooth!
They're both...
They're both there.
This is the secret way of the Ixion!
It's a miracle!
Or just lucky happenstance.
Congratulations, Erecpyle.
I am in your debt.
Emilia!
My son...
My balls are back!
So now what?
Looks like you've racked up a new debt.
Sir Erec...
How heart-wrenching...
Sounds like we no longer need to fight, eh?
You should be grateful towards her.
She saved your life, DT.
Will you please stop calling me that?
Because I'm pretty sure I'm finally about to lose my DT!
So let's get to it, Mysty!
Now just a...
I'm going through a new door!
Hey...
I want you to take my DT.
I can't.
Yes, you can!
What are you saying?
You said if I saved the world, you'd take my DT.
What I mean is that I can't do it here.
Then where?
Where can you do it?
Where will you take it, then?
I'll go to your room later.
Is that all right?
You swear?
Of course.
I won't forgive you if you lie to me.
Don't worry.
I'm going to keep my promise.
Believe me.
Okay.
But you promised!
Sorry, Kon.
Ixion aren't capable of that.
All right, everyone!
I know this is sudden, but I'm going back to my own world.
Thanks for everything.
Hey, Mysty!
What was that?!
You're just going to make him disappear?
At least let us say goodbye!
S-Sorry.
Huh?
Hey, Kon!
Princess...
Princess!
What the hell are you doing?
Shut up, slave!
I'm closing this chapter with my fist.
Princess...
Let's shake hands again in ten years.
You idiot.
How can you say something like that?
You better grow up to be a good woman.
You one-time divorcée.
Hey, old man.
Mar.
Pet.
Look after her.
Yeah.
You can count on us.
Ya better take care too.
Erec, and friends.
Take care of this world.
I will.
Huh?
What, did I fall over and knock myself out?
Damn, that was a long dream.
Felt like a good half a year went by.
Flora
I'm sorry, Kon.
I know you were pretending to be someone else.
Ouch!
I've had it up to here with my DT!
Won't you help me lose my DT (lose my DT)
I want to return home as a real man
(Can I help?)
The treasure I've kept my whole life is too saddening to bear (saddening to bear)
I've long since hoped to give it up to you
Since I crossed worlds and met you, we've hardly been apart
I dream every night, but not always soundly
I toss and turn as my Hyperion bursts into flames
How can I cool my fevered aura?
The closer we become, and the further we clash,
the more my Alma Gear rises for battle
Won't you help me lose my DT (lose my DT)
My right hand has served me faithfully, but now we must part (Farewell!)
It is decided; we shall no longer be apart (no longer be apart)
I won't let you go until our score is settled
(Tonight's the night!)
I will fight to lose what is mine
Hokaze Kon, 28 years old
Two years from attaining wizardry
Ten years later, Kon still hasn't gotten rid of his DT.
And once again, he is summoned to the world of Mira, deep in crisis.
Ixion Saga DT Second.
Can you survive?
Over my dead body!
At this point, a second season is not planned.
Ah, that was fun. Should we have tried for another six months?
So... 'Til next time!